The Debate: Proper Pronunciations for Dessert Toppings

Carmel vs. Caramel
Butterscotch vs. Butterscootch

tales so tall you're gonna need a step ladder

i couldn't believe my own mind
so i checked my thoughts twice
and yes, there they were

i feel them looking at me even while i'm working

and the eyes in the back of my head are stabbed with their icy stares and it's chilly out so i better leave my jacket and hat on

now, we are becoming clear

my thoughts still are crossing the finish line but i know we are somehow becoming clear

Shocking Awe

SPACE_DOG IS MY ... FRIEND ?

free association trial by fire (someone get out of my jelly house donut)

I don't wanna pay the fee
I wanna fuck the fetus
And pass the toll bridge for free
I wanna eat a toll house cookie with ridges
It's a cookie with a potato chip inside it
I'm not too scared of getting diabitis
I mean diabetes

And does anybody have change for a 50?
It's for the waitress
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20-21-22-23-24-25-26-27-28-29-30-31-32-33-34-35-36-37
-38-39-40-41-42-43-44-45-46-47-48-49-50

Are they eating peanuts in the peanut gallery or just looking at them?

Premier Movement

and the million dollar crab said
"The only reason the hairs on the hotel bed didn't scare me was because they were long. Much will come to pass by 8:26pm on Sunday morning."

and the out-of-work rat uttered
"Poke your head out in the morning and don't be surprised if you can't find a hat in your head. Did you fall asleep again too early?"

and the linguistic-interpreting samurai thought
"Just another cup of coffee."

and the another cup of coffee plunked out
"Please don't just drink me. My life has meaning."

and the clouds didn't care to leave a message, but called my cell phone like a bunch of times

uninterrupte-

hand me a detox burrito
because when the baby was my age
the doctor just died

somehow we are all becoming one

I've got more confidence oozing down the storm drain to the storm gates where the sewers open up and there's plants lining the rain where it poked out the sky. Need some help dodging the coma. You'll just have to trust me when you are me.

Just remember to give those creaky lungs a squirt of air every time you breathe in.

I guess you could if you thought so

Summer's gone
and winter's disappeared
my heart and lungs have both filled up with tears
there's some fondness among my friends for life for 15 minutes
but it's gone and now is no where near
but in the mean time I guess you could if you thought so

Lemon Wedges & Salmon Edges

There is a hole in the whole

Once again, I must be separated. The drawings will cease for about a month, though they will continue. After about a month.

There was one other thing I wanted to say: Bye.

-the one who draws these things

Thanks for sticking around and seeing these things. Do they see you?

Everyone you know wants to toughen up your heart but they don't care what's in it

On a horse with no mane

I'll eat your words with my forked tongue

Gallons by the gallons, pound for pound, bang for the buck.

The clock turned back just to look at me

Between the sheets of my mind I just get cold

she's in love with her broken man

Don't you know who you are?

Tell them

Pretty Pretty Business Model

Tomorrow comes the lullaby, tonight the plague flies by night in and out my ear to give me constant shivers and I awake with hands fast asleep

You've come to the place. Right?