Perfect for the houseboat office

watch out

Has anyone seen the nighttime manager?

caged clouds

this homeskillet is all well and good for home, but what about my office?

pharoah long-slice

nothing new to say!

P.S. I'm writing this letter with my toes

choclit, sex, and your prostate

get in your hidey hole and CHILLAX

so good to be out

g-dammit, i'm dropping f-darns over here!

rejected ideas

"I smoke pot with Pol Pot (out of a skull-shaped bong)"
"Hitler was history's first hipster (I liked Arcade Fire before anyone ever heard of them. Yes I called it Krstyalnacht, but so what?"
Another day another bellyache
(cue Zamboni)

"i'm going to smoke these drawings like potato salad"

here's a bald eagle being raped by a peace sign

Mother Russia this is good chili!

Salame = the temperature at which meat freezes

Nobody cares a sword anymore after 9/11

i think it's safe to say we all overestimated our importance

wearing the devil's wardrobe

the grass is always greedier

my dinner with andre 3000

i saw three kids on the street armed with live pythons
should i keep on?
i donno, did you hear me stutterin?
from the Vermont street corner to the ellipses marked nutrition center
I donno, which one dent'ya?

stroke my silohuette, bab-ee

Putting my money where my mouth is and then eating it because it's delicious