let the air out of my brakes

the moon shines in the autumn sun, a reflection of a summer's past adding a spring to my step

squinting at a glint in my eye, winking knowingly to myself

who the hell let you in here?

Trenjoying

fantrastic

in the underworld in my underwear

Taike 2 N Shgut Up!

el producto

you did this to yourself

(#800) one-man show for a one-man audience

Yes, two-hundred more until we reach one-thousand, world. But until then, let's just call this #800.

these lightbulbs are making the room darker

Perfect for the houseboat office

watch out

Has anyone seen the nighttime manager?

caged clouds

this homeskillet is all well and good for home, but what about my office?

pharoah long-slice

nothing new to say!

P.S. I'm writing this letter with my toes

choclit, sex, and your prostate

get in your hidey hole and CHILLAX

so good to be out

g-dammit, i'm dropping f-darns over here!

rejected ideas

"I smoke pot with Pol Pot (out of a skull-shaped bong)"
"Hitler was history's first hipster (I liked Arcade Fire before anyone ever heard of them. Yes I called it Krstyalnacht, but so what?"
Another day another bellyache
(cue Zamboni)

"i'm going to smoke these drawings like potato salad"