virtual calzone

over morning spaghetti

can you use it in a sentence?

this has nothing to do with that

please apologize to god and brandon for me

"You mean moo-pig oink-fuck?" Exactly.

royal glitch

in the first place

cut-up and the cutups

all my stuff's on location

papa don't preach my teeth are bleeding nutmeg

a company of violence in your parting shot

they were all waving backwards

and now i'm looking inward

and just as the popcorn pops

the last colonel got hit promotion

there's blood on his hands

and i know you're an honest man

but come clean

in a sea of disdain

and an equilibrium that does nothing but throw you off

money hand over fist

hands over your mouth first

i know you're calling the shots

but words are cheaper than bullets

the clip of my shoes

don't be too grateful

brick through the window of a brick house

My toes turn to tar whenever they touch water

The last Marmaduke ever

living with poets, re: coping

-this is what happens when someone asks me to make them a flyer

I'm just baking up a big stomache, aren't I?

never got to talk too much

Occupational obligational salute

mindsmoke

Okay, so the other day I woke up and the first thought of the day was "What if there was a high school that had a horse-themed prom?" Best I can tell, it'd be a regular prom. But the girls wear dresses made from horse hair, and the guys wear tuxes made from horse hair. Oh, and they give the ladies horseages and they slow dance in a gymnasium decorated with giant, hollowed out horse heads. It'd be romantic and beautiful.

Nothing makes me feel more patriotic than The Chipmunks singing "America The Beautiful"

America, America, the shit has hit the fan.