Weather Forecast for the Post Apocalypse

Gray today, with the last remaining trees to shed their husks of leaves by nightfall. Of course, nightfall is all day around these parts since the sun exploded and inflicted a nuclear winter out in Hot-lanta, which we continue to call for posterity's sake. Acid rain tonight, with a barrage of battery acid and a front of animal fur coming in from the east. If you're going out, wear those parkas!

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