Monday, September 24, 2007

damn son, you're my grandson

I'm old and only know a few tricks,
So all I got to say is nah-nah-nah-nah-nah

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Tell your hostages I say hi

Don't eat so many daggers
If you believe in magic
and I think you do,
Here's a tale about farmers and beanstalks,
this is true.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Daddie was a folk musician and every night mommie beat me

Your body does a doubletake
and the clouds will part like a bad toupee
Because everyone you know will get their own way
Just take a chance
Don't fake you're last

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Truer words were never spoken and truer hearts were never broken

Dear world,
They say you can't compare apples and oranges
But they're wrong
They're both fruits

Monday, September 17, 2007


like a bumble bee buzzing from memory to memory
none of us want to be forgotten
but most of us will
time never stands still
except for those who are waiting
waiting for something
waiting for something
that came and went a long time ago
so you can be content
and you can be in hiding
and think others are seeking
but there's a brand new game they're all playing
buzzing from memory to memory
in a dusty shadow
in a dark hall
i hope you find what you're looking for

The Debate: Proper Pronunciations for Dessert Toppings

Carmel vs. Caramel
Butterscotch vs. Butterscootch

Sunday, September 16, 2007

tales so tall you're gonna need a step ladder

i couldn't believe my own mind
so i checked my thoughts twice
and yes, there they were

Saturday, September 15, 2007

i feel them looking at me even while i'm working

and the eyes in the back of my head are stabbed with their icy stares and it's chilly out so i better leave my jacket and hat on

now, we are becoming clear

my thoughts still are crossing the finish line but i know we are somehow becoming clear

Friday, September 14, 2007

Shocking Awe


Thursday, September 13, 2007

free association trial by fire (someone get out of my jelly house donut)

I don't wanna pay the fee
I wanna fuck the fetus
And pass the toll bridge for free
I wanna eat a toll house cookie with ridges
It's a cookie with a potato chip inside it
I'm not too scared of getting diabitis
I mean diabetes

And does anybody have change for a 50?
It's for the waitress

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Premier Movement

and the million dollar crab said
"The only reason the hairs on the hotel bed didn't scare me was because they were long. Much will come to pass by 8:26pm on Sunday morning."

and the out-of-work rat uttered
"Poke your head out in the morning and don't be surprised if you can't find a hat in your head. Did you fall asleep again too early?"

and the linguistic-interpreting samurai thought
"Just another cup of coffee."

and the another cup of coffee plunked out
"Please don't just drink me. My life has meaning."

and the clouds didn't care to leave a message, but called my cell phone like a bunch of times


hand me a detox burrito
because when the baby was my age
the doctor just died

somehow we are all becoming one

I've got more confidence oozing down the storm drain to the storm gates where the sewers open up and there's plants lining the rain where it poked out the sky. Need some help dodging the coma. You'll just have to trust me when you are me.

Just remember to give those creaky lungs a squirt of air every time you breathe in.