Sunday, February 22, 2009

Thursday, February 19, 2009

rejected ideas


"I smoke pot with Pol Pot (out of a skull-shaped bong)"
"Hitler was history's first hipster (I liked Arcade Fire before anyone ever heard of them. Yes I called it Krstyalnacht, but so what?"
Another day another bellyache
(cue Zamboni)

Friday, February 13, 2009

Thursday, February 12, 2009

the grass is always greedier

my dinner with andre 3000


i saw three kids on the street armed with live pythons
should i keep on?
i donno, did you hear me stutterin?
from the Vermont street corner to the ellipses marked nutrition center
I donno, which one dent'ya?

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Monday, February 09, 2009

graveyard jams or cemetary preserves?


Either way, I'm pretty sure I just ate some haunted bread

Sunday, February 08, 2009

Friday, February 06, 2009

Make the Lukeway commitment to flavor!


Here's what you get you when invest in the Lukeway(TM) commitment to flavor:
1. A really good friend for life.
2. I will personally be that really good friend for life.
3. The ability OR OPTION to have an ice-cream sandwich whenever you see fit.
3.b. Nobody will judge your decision on when to have an ice-cream sandwich. Lukeway respects your ability to be an adult and choose things like the timing of placing brown chocolate-like bread sandwiches into your gaping maw.
4. The alternative to trade in all your spare change for a brand-new sweater fresh from the dryer. When it's no longer warm, you can just throw it away! The options are mind-boggling!
5. Have a real-life koala bear live with you. He won't pay rent, but he sure is cute. Aww.
6. You suddenly will have an opinion on R&B music and all other genres you never even considered as important or of interest. YES THIS INCLUDES REGGAE, YOU SAVVY DINGLEBERRY.
7. Crinkly bacon broken over your eyes while you sleep. Some believe this unlocks your special "waking" powers for when you wake up. Also, in all your dreams, you'll be a millionaire.
8. Singing in the rain will actually make umbrellas appear in both your hands. Why sing in the rain when you can sing indoors, by your radio?
9. An instant high-five whenever you want it. See that previous one about being an adult. Reward yourself when you know you want it. Not when the government fat-cats think you're ready. Laissez-faire on the flip side OR down low! YOU decide.

Thursday, February 05, 2009

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Looking in through the other side of the medicine


some things don't last
others just pass
still some are only that
a moment of reflection in an echo cave
does it really make a difference
and how would you know anyway
riding on your horse and pony
making a big show out of the end
you think it's over, but it's only begun
there's no frame of reference and time never passes
it just leaves you in the dark

Monday, February 02, 2009

paratrooper party pooper


diggin' a deeper a hole and digging it more than you thought was possible

it's a good way to start the day

part of this balanced breakfast

Let freedom ring tone


It might be forever until I know and until then

Sunday, February 01, 2009

there are hands for sale in a box near the museum door


and i can't seem to put a finger on why it bothers me

keeping everything an extra 20% further away


looking after yourself