what if you did something right?

Dan Flatley's circus has multiple mustaches, many are polished daily

Gaze in astonishment for the hourly party for clowns. (Clowns will not be performing.)

a thumb slightly askew

and why not

whispers

try to hang on

Unhinged meet hinged!

turning lemonade into lemons

Spider-Not for children!

I was speaking electronically

technical sunrise

we all know who will laugh last

optimist prime

Just put plenty of elbow sauce on it!

"bat milk?"

virtual calzone

over morning spaghetti

can you use it in a sentence?

this has nothing to do with that

please apologize to god and brandon for me

"You mean moo-pig oink-fuck?" Exactly.

royal glitch

in the first place

cut-up and the cutups

all my stuff's on location

papa don't preach my teeth are bleeding nutmeg

a company of violence in your parting shot

they were all waving backwards

and now i'm looking inward

and just as the popcorn pops

the last colonel got hit promotion

there's blood on his hands

and i know you're an honest man

but come clean

in a sea of disdain

and an equilibrium that does nothing but throw you off

money hand over fist

hands over your mouth first

i know you're calling the shots

but words are cheaper than bullets

the clip of my shoes

don't be too grateful

brick through the window of a brick house

My toes turn to tar whenever they touch water

The last Marmaduke ever

living with poets, re: coping

-this is what happens when someone asks me to make them a flyer

I'm just baking up a big stomache, aren't I?

never got to talk too much

Occupational obligational salute

mindsmoke

Okay, so the other day I woke up and the first thought of the day was "What if there was a high school that had a horse-themed prom?" Best I can tell, it'd be a regular prom. But the girls wear dresses made from horse hair, and the guys wear tuxes made from horse hair. Oh, and they give the ladies horseages and they slow dance in a gymnasium decorated with giant, hollowed out horse heads. It'd be romantic and beautiful.

Nothing makes me feel more patriotic than The Chipmunks singing "America The Beautiful"

America, America, the shit has hit the fan.

i did it for chairity

SUMMERTIME YES

momenze

remembering now suddenly

will overcome?

I wrote my boy Santa a big long letter / I was good this year, coulda been better

Cancel the postpone

Hijacked

I still think it's a good idea

Have you ever had soup with a fork? Can't find one in this damn dump.

let the air out of my brakes

the moon shines in the autumn sun, a reflection of a summer's past adding a spring to my step

squinting at a glint in my eye, winking knowingly to myself

who the hell let you in here?

Trenjoying

fantrastic

in the underworld in my underwear

Taike 2 N Shgut Up!

el producto

you did this to yourself

(#800) one-man show for a one-man audience

Yes, two-hundred more until we reach one-thousand, world. But until then, let's just call this #800.

these lightbulbs are making the room darker