The last Marmaduke ever

living with poets, re: coping

-this is what happens when someone asks me to make them a flyer

I'm just baking up a big stomache, aren't I?

never got to talk too much

Occupational obligational salute

mindsmoke

Okay, so the other day I woke up and the first thought of the day was "What if there was a high school that had a horse-themed prom?" Best I can tell, it'd be a regular prom. But the girls wear dresses made from horse hair, and the guys wear tuxes made from horse hair. Oh, and they give the ladies horseages and they slow dance in a gymnasium decorated with giant, hollowed out horse heads. It'd be romantic and beautiful.

Nothing makes me feel more patriotic than The Chipmunks singing "America The Beautiful"

America, America, the shit has hit the fan.

i did it for chairity

SUMMERTIME YES

momenze

remembering now suddenly

will overcome?

I wrote my boy Santa a big long letter / I was good this year, coulda been better

Cancel the postpone

Hijacked

I still think it's a good idea

Have you ever had soup with a fork? Can't find one in this damn dump.