I still think it's a good idea

Have you ever had soup with a fork? Can't find one in this damn dump.

let the air out of my brakes

the moon shines in the autumn sun, a reflection of a summer's past adding a spring to my step

squinting at a glint in my eye, winking knowingly to myself

who the hell let you in here?

Trenjoying

fantrastic

in the underworld in my underwear

Taike 2 N Shgut Up!

el producto

you did this to yourself

(#800) one-man show for a one-man audience

Yes, two-hundred more until we reach one-thousand, world. But until then, let's just call this #800.

these lightbulbs are making the room darker

Perfect for the houseboat office

watch out

Has anyone seen the nighttime manager?

caged clouds

this homeskillet is all well and good for home, but what about my office?

pharoah long-slice

nothing new to say!

P.S. I'm writing this letter with my toes

choclit, sex, and your prostate

get in your hidey hole and CHILLAX

so good to be out

g-dammit, i'm dropping f-darns over here!