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SALLY STRUTHERS TAKES A PERSONAL DAY

It was 2:35AM on January 8th, 2007, when Sally Struthers rolled onto her back, glanced at the Sony alarm clock and decided she would not go to work. She decided to take one of those personal days the gals at the office always chuckle about.

She did not take the decision lightly; sure, she needed the money, and though inside she found that something else inside died everyday that was more costly than a mere cup of coffee. And though this cost was unquantifiable, it was evident the toll it was taking. The office, the friends she revered with equal parts politeness and calm, none of them would rank high on todays to-do list. For today, Sally Struthers takes a personal day.

And though she has nothing sinister in mind for this "mental health day," she planned to get a lot done at her leisure. You know, personal things, "getting her shit together."

STAY TUNED FOR PART TWO OF THE EXCITING MINISERIES SALLY STRUTHERS TAKES A PERSONAL DAY. COME BACK TOMORROW TO SEE WHAT SHE DID.