Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Septum, Jaw, Deviation




Chemical Concerns and the Author's Spine
As previously not so obliquely alluded to, I will be undergoing surgery on Friday, June 30th at 1:30 PM CST to have a micro disc-ectomy performed on my spine. This will allow for a shinier coat, colder nose, and a penchant for dog snacks. Bacon Bits will not be accepted, and are in fact deplorable.

My love to all and anyone who is reading this. If you care to send me an e-mail or death threat, you can do so at sendmesomedamnemail AT gmail DOT com. Use your mental capacities and please don't send me spam. Slippers or shampoo samples ARE acceptable.

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