MEXICOPS: THE REAL STORY

Hank loaded into his station at exactly 3:49PM. He'll never forget it because his watch read 3:49PM. Mr. Lopez successfully loaded an entire can of beans into his mouth, and he was no longer hungry. Lucky thing too, as it was ten miles of bad road between then and lunch time. And he was just the man to bridge that gap, then burn that bridge. One more thing. On the other side of the bridge was going to be a children's hospital.

Hank Lopez is just one third of the daring MEXICOPS unit.

Senor Aaron is up next. Boy can this guy knit a pair of socks with the short hairs of his least favorite enemies. Did he mention his enemies? They're all dead thanks to a deadly case of face poisoning. That's right. He punched them all in the face. All at once. Senor Aaron has a gargantuan fist. That's why the ladies call him Lucky Larry.

Senor Aaron is just one third of the explosive MEXICOPS unit.

Reporting for duty is Timothy Baniel. He's got a short temper and he's long on rope. He works in a rope factory, but he quit that bullshit after about 1,000 seconds. Oh by the way, Timothy Baniels lives in the moment. What seems like 1,000 seconds to you and me is a lifetime exploded with a roundhouse kick by Timothy Baniels. I think he lives in a dumpster or something.

Timothy Baniels is just one third of the cavernous MEXICOPS unit.
Together, they are three thirds of the exciting new MEXICOPS unit.
This is MEXICOPS!!!

Previously, on MEXICOPS

HANK
Alright men, here's the situation. Sneaky Simon locked us in this dungeon full of beans. Aaron, get punching. I'm gonna start eating.

AARON
Okay Lopez. I'll get ready my fist punchers. It's clobbering-time. With my hands!

TIMOTHY
Hey you guys, stop. What's this?

AARON
It's a door!

NEXT TIME ON MEXICOPS!!!



[yes this is drawing #400]