Proof that Chinese Restaurants Want to Teach you Chinese in Fortune Cookies to Open More Chinese Restaurants

Come in, please: Qing jin
Sit down, please: Qing zuo
Order today's special, please: Qing yào cài jīn tiān tè chǎn
Stop crying, please: Qing chuò wā wā
No credit cards, please: Qing qiè wù xìn yòng kǎ
You are handsome/full of honor, eat this please: Qing chuài cǐ, nín shì xiù/zhēng guāng
Tell your friends about us, please: Qing gào yǒu péng
Come back real soon, you hear, please: Qing fǎn zhè lǐ, tīng
That is not blood, please: Qing ěr fú miè
You love Chinese food, please: Qing nǐ zhōng cān
I would like to secure a bank loan to open a Chinese Restaurant, please: Qing yù yào chēng dài qǐ ā zhōng fàn diàn